Operation: Retort.

I mean, come on. Genie's portrayal of my comment about Operation: Buy Cute Things for the New Kitten doesn't really tell the truth of the matter. We were walking out of work, talking to Genie's skanky friend TheSkank, and Genie mentions the codename of this particular operation. I look at her supportively and acceptingly, and I tell her, "That name sucks. Call it Operation: Vanguard."