Rub my lamp!

They say you only get one chance to make a first impression. Well, glad I totally ruined it with a juvenile innuendo. But since you can't think any less of me now, how about I tell you a little bit about myself? I'm Djinn, the dashing fire-eyed man to Genie's enchanting woman. Two aspects of the same whole, yin and yang. Well, I won't talk about what we do with our yang, I promise.

Strike two, eh? I guess I should get to the real work of blogging...