And now, from my favorite comedic website...

Click on that link. Read a few articles. Browse around. You'll see why I think it's so hilarious. A particularly fun game is "what's the highest number of grammatical mistakes in one article?" Do they not have, I don't know, an editor?

Now, for something ridiculous, but for other reasons. So, SpongeBob Squarepants promoting tolerance of diversity is apparently only a good thing when we pick and choose which aspects of diversity we want to tolerate. Cultural diversity? Sure, we'll tolerate that. We can live with that. Religious diversity? Well, we're not happy about it, but we'll tolerate it. Sometimes. Sexual identity? No, we can't tolerate that. That's just going too far. Rather than teach children the value of diversity and different lifestyles, let's teach them to pick and choose whose lifestyle is worthy enough to be respected and whose isn't.

That's what America's all about, folks. Tolerance. Yep.