Diogenes' Lamp

So, like the short Greek philosopher who walked around with an unlit lamp in the daytime to find an honest Athenian, after the last post, my roommate and I decided to fire up the 'Box for another round. Let's see if we find any assholes this time, we said. Well, sure enough, we found some assholes. We had gotten no farther than the lobby area (where you find out what type of game you're playing and what team you're on) than we hear, "Shut the fuck up, you fag." "No--in Britain it's--" "Fag! Shut the fuck up. If you're not American fuck you. Fag." So this guy's name, WellWornKen, who's just been abusing a Briton, is on our team.

Retribution, baby. My roommate says "Well worn? How do you say it?" And the guy says "WellWornKen, you fucking idiot." Jim smiles and says "Okay," though WellWorn can't see Jim smiling. We get into the game and Jim walks up behind WellWorn (our new teammate. Yay.) and says, "Hey, WellWorn, hold on a second," and before you know it BAM! smacks WellWorn in the head. WellWorn is dead. "How do you like that, you fucking asshole?" Jim says, and then we quit the game. We left a lot of negative feedback for Mr. WellWornKen.

Though we wound up playing a match with this guy, Grover something, and his guest, and the two of them were really cool. Never have I gotten so many kills in so short a timespan, nor as many medals (17 medals in a 5-minute game). Just felt like passing that along.

The Long Arm of Justice descends swiftly, to deliver souls from their own evils. On the Xbox.