Gee, Ghani, having a little trouble with that dissertation? Whatever would you do without friends like Lo, Kyra, myself, and Palila? Do you recall your Statement of Purpose that Kyra, Lo, and I helped you with?
What do you know? I happen to have a copy of that very Statement of Purpose. Here's a brief excerpt:
In the past five years, (I have sat on my ass and gotten drunk while jerking off) I have pursued my interest in electronic government. As an undergraduate majoring in political science, I focused my research on the (fact that Kyra is a skanky whore and can't type for shit God damn I hate you, Genie) relationships between technology and government (AKA Internet porn involving goverment officials), law, and political communication.
Now, while I may not remember which color represented each person, I do know this--you were damned lucky to have our help. =)
Isn't it good to have friends like us, Ghani? I can't wait to help out with that dissertation.
What do you know? I happen to have a copy of that very Statement of Purpose. Here's a brief excerpt:
In the past five years, (I have sat on my ass and gotten drunk while jerking off) I have pursued my interest in electronic government. As an undergraduate majoring in political science, I focused my research on the (fact that Kyra is a skanky whore and can't type for shit God damn I hate you, Genie) relationships between technology and government (AKA Internet porn involving goverment officials), law, and political communication.
Now, while I may not remember which color represented each person, I do know this--you were damned lucky to have our help. =)
Isn't it good to have friends like us, Ghani? I can't wait to help out with that dissertation.
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