The stone stopped rolling

So the greatest reason to ignore anything that Rolling Stone says, from now until the Apocalypse, is here. Witness Peter Travers' 25 Greatest DVDs of 2005 and weep with agony!

That's right, the stupid fucker put Revenge of the Sith as No. 1. He also claims that James Cameron's movie Titanic is the greatest love story since Gone With the Wind, and brags that "Everyone with a DVD player will have this box set."

Wrong on two counts, asshole. I won't have it, and that's mostly because Titanic was a ridiculous exploitation flick masquerading as cinema. Forget the Discovery Channel's endless pimping of that grotesque September 11th "documentary," Titanic is the prime example of "disaster porn."

What a waste.