Coincidence... or Intelligent Design?

So if you're following the Kitzmiller decision, and by "following" I mean "reading the PDF with glee at the ass-whupping the fundamentalists received," then you've no doubt come across the name Bertha Spahr. She's the senior biology teacher of the school district where ID was recently instituted. (She was pro-science, which makes her anti-ID, which also makes her anti-stupid.)

Intriguingly, one of the characters of Donnie Darko is a former science teacher who became a nun (after experiencing travel between dimensions, blah blah blah). Her name is Roberta Sparrow.

Bertha Spahr is very, very close to Roberta Sparrow.

Bertha Spahr avoids God in the classroom, Roberta Sparrow found God in the classroom.

This is so obviously proof that Jesus is the Christ, and also our Lord, and that everyone who isn't a white man (heretofore referenced as "Good Person") with a submissive wife who only has sex in the missionary position with four layers of clothing and still doesn't enjoy it and who also doesn't actively deride everyone who is gay or different or black or jewish is going to rot in the Fires That Burn But Do Not Consume.

Also Roberta Sparrow got hit by a car, and Bertha Spahr's opponents got butt-raped in court.

Just saying.